People will Google you. Chihuahuas will lick you. Children will hug you. Kanye will quote you. Enemies will forgive you. Ex’s will love you. Talent will follow you. Scientists will study you. Millennials will vote for you. Instagram will follow you. Gurus will seek you. Athletes will chase you. Billionaires will buy you. Rockstars will envy you. Spies will trust you. Bankers will invest in you. Brands will copy you. Celebrities will worship you. Competitors will fear you. Your mother will be proud of you. But first, hire me to work with you.
